OK, she's right, it was the toe that started it :)

Better my way, but

It was this very toe, in fact. Look - all broken, and everything.

How much sympathy do you think I got? Not very much, that's how much :)

But I DID get this fabulous card.

And as Alison says, in her historically accurate way, that's what started off this whole craaaaaaazy journey :) (I think maybe Jim Carrey for that bit? What do you think?)


"What about the sharks??"

"I'll fight them off"

swoon :)